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Post by Isles-Aaron on Jan 9, 2018 19:17:02 GMT -5
Up to Day 25 Game 160 Worst Road team.... Tampa Bay - 0-10-2 , Tampa Bay is the lightning capital of the world, but shorting out everywhere they go! Best team so far.. Colorado Avalanche - 20-6-0 .. Need some St. Bernards to find the teams they bury night after night Rocket Richard hopeful.. Leon Draisaitl (LOS) - 16 Goals " just call me The V2" Penalty minutes leader... Ryan Johansen (NYR) - 29 Min. "Reggie Dunlop: I am personally placing a hundred-dollar bounty on the head of Ryan Johansen. He's the head coach and chief punk on that Rangers team. " GA leader Braden Holtby (NYR) - 1.95 Reggie Dunlop: At the end of the day I think about women. You know, I think about women's bodies. Now maybe all that'll change, maybe I'll end up sleeping with old goalies. I mean, things bein' what they are, who knows? Most shots - Brad Marchand (BOS) - 117 “I play hockey and I fornicate, because those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.” Rookie points leader - Auston Matthews (MTL) 12-19-31 "I make winning fun again" Minutes played Ryan Suter (FLA) - 663 Does he ever come off the ice? Another JGHL mystery.... Reilly Smith (CGY) 0 GP 3 game goal scoring streak Hits Taken Sidney Crosby (FLA) - 96 and I didn't cry once mom! Fights Nikita Tryamkin (CHI) - 3 "I Could've Been a Contender..." Shots faced Andrei Vasilevskiy (DET) - 782 “The only job worse is a javelin catcher at a track- and- field meet.” – Lorne Gump Worsley
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Post by LeafsGM on Jan 9, 2018 23:25:27 GMT -5
Legitimately cracked up throughout this. Gold Jerry, gold. And at this rate Suter will file an abuse case against the Florida Panthers organization. The guy has kids Kev!
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Post by Kraken Bobby on Jan 10, 2018 7:24:31 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2018 11:39:08 GMT -5
Legitimately cracked up throughout this. Gold Jerry, gold. And at this rate Suter will file an abuse case against the Florida Panthers organization. The guy has kids Kev! lol.. we gotta get our moneys worth man. Guys a fucking horse.
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Post by MontyBurns on Jan 10, 2018 14:41:11 GMT -5
Even without a single reference to my team i thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Keep it up, LOVE it
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Post by LeafsGM on Jan 10, 2018 14:54:23 GMT -5
Even without a single reference to my team i thoroughly enjoyed reading this. Keep it up, LOVE it "Rookie points leader - Auston Matthews (MTL) 12-19-31 "I make winning fun again"" Get new glasses.
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