Post by Isles-Aaron on Feb 20, 2018 18:59:28 GMT -5
Updated Tuesday Feb 20th
Been a while but here we go!
Tampa Bay.. Worst team so far, but 16th in scoring... might be the that someone forgot to tell them the need to have net-minder
Winnipeg Jets.. Lose 10 straight then win 7 in a row... may all their ups and downs be in a bed lads!!
Detroit Red Wings : only team that hasn't broke the century mark in goals for... must be a free pizza deal at 100
Leon Draisaitl (LOS).. 28 goals, 65 points .. leads everything... wants to play a few games in the pipes so he can lead that stat too
Erik Karlsson (COL) ... 42 assists, even made a pass on Draisaitl's girlfriend
Marian Hossa (NYR)... 45 Games and ZERO PIM... guess he doesn't want to break his lunch box
Dustin " THE BUFF " Byfuglien (CGY) 185 hits.. once, in a bank, he ran over the teller when she said check or cash..
Brad Marchand (BOS) 190 shots, another 100 at the swim up bar...
Jay Beagle (NYI) Face Off % 59.44%, Been known to "lift" his leg just before puck drop
Jonathan Ericsson (CAR) 81 PIM... Offered a minor role in the up coming movie "goon 3D "
Dion Phaneuf (EDM) 74 Shots blocked.. Who says a Pilon can stop a shot
Boone Jenner (NYI) 4 game tying goals.. don't call me Kaitlyn either...
Ondrej Palat (TOR) 2 empty net goals.... why not wait til the goalie leaves...
Josh Manson (LOS) 2 fight won... Lets get ready to RRRRUUUUMMMMBLLLLLLEEEE!!!
Tuukka Rask (BOS) 2,614 minutes played... Hey coach, Don't we have a backup man
Andrei Vasilevskiy (DET) 1115 Shots faced... Voted player most likely to develop a fear of flying objects..
Sergei Bobrovsky (CGY) 3 shutouts. Snort... Nope... no doping here... sniff...
Kari Lehtonen (NYI) 25 loses.. Thank goodness I'm not playing for Tampa...
Been a while but here we go!
Tampa Bay.. Worst team so far, but 16th in scoring... might be the that someone forgot to tell them the need to have net-minder
Winnipeg Jets.. Lose 10 straight then win 7 in a row... may all their ups and downs be in a bed lads!!
Detroit Red Wings : only team that hasn't broke the century mark in goals for... must be a free pizza deal at 100
Leon Draisaitl (LOS).. 28 goals, 65 points .. leads everything... wants to play a few games in the pipes so he can lead that stat too
Erik Karlsson (COL) ... 42 assists, even made a pass on Draisaitl's girlfriend
Marian Hossa (NYR)... 45 Games and ZERO PIM... guess he doesn't want to break his lunch box
Dustin " THE BUFF " Byfuglien (CGY) 185 hits.. once, in a bank, he ran over the teller when she said check or cash..
Brad Marchand (BOS) 190 shots, another 100 at the swim up bar...
Jay Beagle (NYI) Face Off % 59.44%, Been known to "lift" his leg just before puck drop
Jonathan Ericsson (CAR) 81 PIM... Offered a minor role in the up coming movie "goon 3D "
Dion Phaneuf (EDM) 74 Shots blocked.. Who says a Pilon can stop a shot
Boone Jenner (NYI) 4 game tying goals.. don't call me Kaitlyn either...
Ondrej Palat (TOR) 2 empty net goals.... why not wait til the goalie leaves...
Josh Manson (LOS) 2 fight won... Lets get ready to RRRRUUUUMMMMBLLLLLLEEEE!!!
Tuukka Rask (BOS) 2,614 minutes played... Hey coach, Don't we have a backup man
Andrei Vasilevskiy (DET) 1115 Shots faced... Voted player most likely to develop a fear of flying objects..
Sergei Bobrovsky (CGY) 3 shutouts. Snort... Nope... no doping here... sniff...
Kari Lehtonen (NYI) 25 loses.. Thank goodness I'm not playing for Tampa...