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Post by LeafsGM on Feb 4, 2006 20:42:51 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2006 21:57:54 GMT -5
Is he the guy the Norris Division was named after?
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Post by LeafsGM on Feb 5, 2006 0:03:07 GMT -5
lol are u serious? Is he the guy the Norris Division was named after?
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Post by Sharky on Feb 5, 2006 1:35:59 GMT -5
Apparently the Norris trophy was also named after him...
My favorite is "If at first you don't succeed, you're obviously not Chuck Norris"
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Post by Hawks on Feb 5, 2006 3:07:20 GMT -5
I hate Chuck Norris
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Post by AvsGM on Feb 5, 2006 4:47:42 GMT -5
I found these quite humorous.....
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not know about this site. Otherwise he would have deleted the internet.
Anyone can piss on the bathroom floor, but Chuck Norris can shit on the ceiling.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Post by Philly on Feb 5, 2006 8:51:35 GMT -5
Shame shame on you, if it wasn't for Chuck we wouldn't have the Norris trophy. ;D I wonder what Chuck would look like without that dyed hair and beard since he is in his fifties lol
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Post by Hawks on Feb 5, 2006 15:24:15 GMT -5
Chuck does dye...a lot
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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2006 23:03:28 GMT -5
He looks kind of like the Burger King mascot with his plastic beard.
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