Up to and including Game day 12
STUDSCanucks on a 6 game win streak ( Real canucks are envious! )
Corey Perry (BUF) 6 goals 6 ass 12 points ( could score as an 80 yr old man in a strip bar )
Josh Gorges (PHI) 28 hits ( more than The Beatles )
Travis Zajac (COL) 77.33% face off percentage ( paying off the refs I think )
Christopher Tanev (VAN) +/- +10 (waits for the team to leave the defensive zone before jumping on ice)
Thomas Hickey (LOS) 22 PIM ( sharpest stick in the JGHL )
Mark Giordano (VAN) 17 Blocked shots ( stock holder in Voltaren )
Patrik Laine (LOS) 4g-2a-6pts ( I’ve got a couple of new tricks on the ice )
James Van Riemsdyk (TOR) 5 game goal scoring streak ( nothing to this game )
Josh Manson (LOS) 2 fights won ( I told you not to call me Marilyn )
Anton Khudobin (ANH) 0.936 Save % ( Shooters are to busy trying to read my last name )
Al Montoya (NSH) 2 shutouts ( This wasn't practice? )
Vancouver Canucks 37.93% PP%
Carolina Hurricanes 100.00% PK
LA Kings 8 team fights ( puttin' on the foil !! )
DUDS
Minnesota Wild 0 wins ( But leading the charge for the #1 draft pick )
Mikko Koivu (PHI) 29 hits taken (Pounded more than the cheap steak at the local steak house)
Detroit Red Wings 9 goals for despite 2 wins ( puts sleeping pills in the other teams water bottles )
Montreal Canadiens 26 GA ( shades of Red Light Racicot days )
Brian Elliott on trade : Why me ?