Post by LeafsGM on Nov 27, 2018 13:53:37 GMT -5
Seems like we've hit that early season lull where everyone is sitting back with the wait and see approach. So thought I'd waste some more of my company time and share one random thought about each team 10 games in:
Anaheim: leading the very tough division on the wings of Lars Eller!
Boston: you needed a shootout to beat me? pfff that don't impress me much.. shout out to my childhood crush Shania Twain, who's still hot today!
Buffalo: your NHL bredrins also had a slow start, will you also go on a 9 game winning streak?
Calgary: under performing, i think you need another 75OV player
Carolina: i always liked Reimer, good guy with a big heart
Chicago: did you have a crystal ball when you traded Kopitar??
Colorado: sorry Jon for snubbing you from my hyped teams before puck drop, you sir are definitely a contender
Detroit: so much youth, lose for Hughes is strong in motor city
Edmonton: can i have Rantanen? no? ok..
Florida: 0 points on the season! Kev so good at lose for Hughes that he may achieve an alltime futility record
LA: great Skinner trade, here i was thinking Chris was just sales pitchin' the idea of him having a comeback season
Minnesota: Malkin has been pretty luke warm, trade back?
Montreal: votre équipe et votre ville craignent, aussi, obtenir un gardien de but
Nashville: ha ha! (Nelson voice) you're in the West
New Jersey: cmon coach make the playoffs so we can have another dance
NYI: whatever happened to Jesper Bratt? serious question
NYR: sorry about Trocheck, really, that just sucks
Philly: it's always competitive in Philadelphia, this year is no different
Pittsburgh: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
San Jose: i've actually been to San Jose, pretty uneventful.. but good team Jake, strong like bull
St. Louis: i've also been to St. Louis, very nice vibe and scenery.. good luck with the rebuild
Tampa: can i have Marner? why? oh, ok.
Toronto: who's the jerk running this team? overrrraaatteedd
Vancouver: congrats on having the league leader in points among jewish players
Washington: ill see you in the conference finals (that's right, Pitt)
Winnipeg: see, you should have left Luongo to me
Anaheim: leading the very tough division on the wings of Lars Eller!
Boston: you needed a shootout to beat me? pfff that don't impress me much.. shout out to my childhood crush Shania Twain, who's still hot today!
Buffalo: your NHL bredrins also had a slow start, will you also go on a 9 game winning streak?
Calgary: under performing, i think you need another 75OV player
Carolina: i always liked Reimer, good guy with a big heart
Chicago: did you have a crystal ball when you traded Kopitar??
Colorado: sorry Jon for snubbing you from my hyped teams before puck drop, you sir are definitely a contender
Detroit: so much youth, lose for Hughes is strong in motor city
Edmonton: can i have Rantanen? no? ok..
Florida: 0 points on the season! Kev so good at lose for Hughes that he may achieve an alltime futility record
LA: great Skinner trade, here i was thinking Chris was just sales pitchin' the idea of him having a comeback season
Minnesota: Malkin has been pretty luke warm, trade back?
Montreal: votre équipe et votre ville craignent, aussi, obtenir un gardien de but
Nashville: ha ha! (Nelson voice) you're in the West
New Jersey: cmon coach make the playoffs so we can have another dance
NYI: whatever happened to Jesper Bratt? serious question
NYR: sorry about Trocheck, really, that just sucks
Philly: it's always competitive in Philadelphia, this year is no different
Pittsburgh: booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
San Jose: i've actually been to San Jose, pretty uneventful.. but good team Jake, strong like bull
St. Louis: i've also been to St. Louis, very nice vibe and scenery.. good luck with the rebuild
Tampa: can i have Marner? why? oh, ok.
Toronto: who's the jerk running this team? overrrraaatteedd
Vancouver: congrats on having the league leader in points among jewish players
Washington: ill see you in the conference finals (that's right, Pitt)
Winnipeg: see, you should have left Luongo to me